Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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