Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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