pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
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the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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