so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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