just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
