that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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