Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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