he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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