His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
