at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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