there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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