Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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