No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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