Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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