he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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