My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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