Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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