Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Randomize
