is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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