well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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