I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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