he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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