I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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