I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
