Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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