The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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