Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
