everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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