How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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