I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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