So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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