just come out here and I will go home with you...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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