He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
don't judge my taste in strippers
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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