This girl is more easily done than said...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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