I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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