big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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