i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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