i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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