Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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