but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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