i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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