Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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