we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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