I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
