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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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