I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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