In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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