I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She swung at the pinata with crutches
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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