Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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