I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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