so explain again why im purple
no
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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