Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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