He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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