You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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