If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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