put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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