D3 body, D1 cock
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Never underestimate the power of titties
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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