If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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