Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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