Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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