porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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